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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:31

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Sweden’s Maja Stark wins U.S. Women’s Open for first major championship - NBC Sports
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
This Quirky Accessory Can Actually Make Walking Easier And Boost Heart Health - HuffPost
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Kristen Bell sends Adam Scott "deeply insulting" voicemails when she's mad about Severance - AV Club
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Why would Hugh Grant cheat on Elizabeth Hurley?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Cognitive changes before DBS not a dementia risk factor in Parkinson’s - Parkinson's News Today
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Treasury yields slide as ADP payrolls fall to lowest in more than two years - CNBC
Unacceptable again!
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nonreciprocal light speed control achieved using cavity magnonics device - Phys.org
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Real TikTokers are pretending to be Veo 3 AI creations for fun, attention - Ars Technica
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
ESA’s Proba-3 Mission Reveals Unseen Secrets of the Sun’s Hidden Corona - The Daily Galaxy
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts